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The Slow Drip of Poison

The Slow Drip of Poison

Regular price $35.00 CAD
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Plug in, sit back, and enjoy all the modern comforts life has to offer!

Cold? Turn up the heat. Hungry? Order something and stuff your face. Horny? Your always only two clicks away from porn. Our amenities have become our poison, our discipline so withered and dead we can't even fathom discomfort. The only way to continue is with an IV drip of the stuff daily. Or....maybe there is a better way to live. Up to you.

Materials and care

All of our shirts are unisex and Heather (cotton/polyester blend to bring you the perfect combination of veracity to stand up to the test of time mixed with all the suppleness your body demands against its skin).

These expertly crafted garments however, don't grow on trees. Instead, they are custom made when you place an order, which means sometimes shipping can take a little longer than expected. In true Canadian form, we thank you for your patience and ask that you please not yell at us for the delay. Sorry.

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